WARNING: LONG POST!

This is the only blog that I can complain about the stupid roommate of mine from Johor. Ok, first of all, he’s fat. And you know that fat people have those awful sweat smell! He has it! And since we lived on the fourth floor, the highest floor for the hostels, he’ll sweat like a pig after he reach the room! Nope, no elevator or whatsoever.

Ok, fine. Not to be a ‘fat’cist or something, I actually can bear his sweat smell. But, he has athlete’s foot! Walao eh, when he takes off his shoes, they stinks! And he asked once that there’s a smell that something died in the room. Well, duh! It’s your stinky shoes! Luckily, he starts to put his shoes outside of our room(which is the living room) in the apartment… I pity the other tenants who used the living room to pray or hang out…

Oh yeah, the other tenants in our 5 room apartment are all malays except for us two chinese. There’s 2 single rooms and 3 twin sharing rooms in one apartment. They(malays)’re nice and helpful but i don’t socialize with them much unlike my roommate. Can’t blame me, my malay sucks.

Ok, my roommate is generally considered a good person but he’s soooo annoying! And he is very stubborn and doesn’t like to accept any ideas. He is also very kiam and he plans on living on rm3 per day! Yes, 3ringgit per DAY! Ok la, he’s from a not well to do family but rm 3 is really little! He eats biscuits and drink milo for 2 meals and the other one meal he eats rm3. Hey, since he’s big in size, i think it’s just not enough!

And everytime i cook in the hostel, I can’t bear to look at him like this. He makes me feel so embarassed to cook in front of him! I offered him some food on two occasions like a packet of mee cooked for him and bread i bought as brunch, even if he declines it in the end after some effortless pursuasion, he’ll eat it…fast! Now, it seems like he’s sending a signal to me whenever both of us had not have our dinner for me to treat him food… Sien ah… forced to go down to the cafeteria to have dinner… Can’t save money…

A funny incident happened. It was on the night that i offered to cook mee for him at night. I was going out to throw rubbish after cooking my mee because it would attract ants if i throw it in my small dustbin in my room. The garbage bin is just right outside the door of our apartment and i was out in less than 10 seconds. He was going to take a bath and he locked the door… I didn’t bring the key but that’s reasonable, right? I was just going to be out for a few moments but HE forgot to bring his keys as well! He locked our keys inside the room!

I was sooo frustrated with him. But after that, he managed to make me feel sorry for him by apologizing repeatedly. I have to rushed everywhere to get help! In the end we have to ram our door after even the safe guard of the campus can’t help us. And he wasn’t even the one to ram the door, he was playing counter strike while we were doing so!!!

There’s another thing that he pisses me off. Sometimes he would wake up earlier than me but he’s waking up earlier than me recently for god knows why. He just want to wake up at 6 while his class starts at 9. Anyway, whenever his alarm sound off, this pork DOESN’T wake up! His alarm woke me up instead and i have to shake him awake and turn off his alarm. That’s not the best part. He would say another 10 minutes!! And he expect me to wake him up! Hello! My class starts at 8, i can wake up at 7! Why the effin would i wake up at 6?! What’s more, after he wake up, he’ll arrange his stuff which can be done anytime! Why morning when i’m still sleeping?!

Lesson: I can never share a room with people who are fat,obese, annoying and lazy.